Master List of Star Wars + Disney Memes, Puns and and Combined Titles

Add your own in the comments! Here are a few I’ve found, and several I’ve made up..

Star Wars, Episode VII: The Wizards of Waverly Starbase
It’s a Parent Trap!
The Emperor’s New Groove Still Has A Hole At The End
Return from/Race to Wedge Mountain
TIE Story
The Lightsaber in the Stone (or in the Binks)
Indie-rella
101 Darth Mauls
Bedknobs and Blue Max
The Sithy D.A.
Aladderaan
Ackbars in the Outfield
Operation Dooku Drop
The Huttgut of Notre Dame
The Bridge to Terribleprequelia
The Chewbaccas of Narnia: Prince Calrissian
Wreck-It Lucas
The Aristocrumbs (ref, Salacious B Crumb)
The Ackbar Dumpling Gang
Mary Palpatins
Swiss Family Roguesquadron
Ol’ Yoder
Blasted Owen Lars onto the Sand (20,000 Leagues)
The Littlest Jedi
Delight of the Naboo-haters
Palpatoccio
The Hottie in the White Ripped Suit (ref)
Winnie The Dooku
Something Rereleased This Way Comes
The Bossk Cauldron (Bossk being the dino-looking bounty hunter)
The Great Nass Detective
The Little MerMaul
The Muppet Calrissmas Carol
Honey I Shot The Kids First

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Did Panser Smash Win The Maxim Girl Gamer Contest? No, She Didn’t.

The reason Panser Smash (sometimes misspelled Panzer Smash) didn’t win the Maxim Girl Gamer contest is because a bunch of trolls down-voted one of her finalist videos and she ended up losing. Why did they do that? Because she’s a freaking psycho who blows up at her fans trying to help her, makes them mad, and they turn on her for being such a freak.

Panser @ FB: GRRR, people keep messaging me asking if I won the Girl Gamer contest by Maxim! Why don’t they just google it?
Me: Why don’t you just link somewhere on your FB profile’s About, to the announcement you didn’t win?
Panser: I’ve posted a bunch of times about it!
Me: So, they’re still messaging you about it.. so maybe write a FAQ on your About section?
Panser: They should just google it!
Me: I just tried googling it, and didn’t find it.
Panser: I tried, and found as the first result.
Me: The problem is they’re still messaging you. To intervene from bad google fu, why not post a link to the answer on your about page, so you won’t get messaged so much?
Panser: WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME? YOU ARE SUCH A TROLL! YOU ARE DELETED.
Me: …?

Freaking. Psycho. Try to help a girl out to prevent future hurt from the same recurring problem, but she just expects people to just “figure it out” without any action on her part. GENIUS.