List of Gibberish Sentences/Questions: Do What More Like, Etc

This is just a short list-collection of gibberish or confusing sentences I’ve come across. Add more in comments, and I’ll add them to the list if I like them =)

>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>So, wyd your girl this like that when she so you see til her friend not him cooking probably?