Dumbest Conversations With A Bookstore Owner

There’s a bookstore called BookMine that has recorded some of the dumbest conversations with potential customers — and the owner’s responses are pretty funny..

Are these books old, or do you make them look old?
We have a special spray that makes new books look old and old books look new.
Really?
Yea.
~
Your Yellow Page ad says you buy medical books.
Yes we do. What do you have?
Well, my Mom died and she was a hypochondriac.
Maybe she was right!
What do you mean?
Nothing. What kind of books did she have?
~
I found a book on your web site. It was written by my Uncle. I was wondering why it is so expensive? ($50)
It was inscribed and signed by him.
Why should I have to pay for his autograph? He’s my Uncle, not yours!

Anyhow, there’s quite a few of them — and at the end are a few search queries people have used whereby they (perhaps inadvertently) stumbled across his site, a few of which are rather bizarre.

Stupid Quotes at the BookMine

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