I’ll go first:
Dear year-3022 self —
When changing out the hypothermic deflector coils, there’s a point at which it will seem as if the inverse tachyon thrusters are about to fire. They’re not. There IS actually a transphasic warp conduit cascade in progress, but it won’t fire the thrusters. Don’t make the mistake that I made of decompressing the fourth tier dichromium pulse inducers — that will knock the pulse-alignment manifold out of synch with the carbon integrity filters and will take not only four days to repair, but will also set you back over 9000 credits, which will be better spent on the closeout special on replacement tetric suppression bypass rods that will never be that cheap again.
Sincerely, your year-3024 self.