Some punk munchkin (a punchkin?) stole the keys to his grandmother’s SUV and drove it around town on a joyride with a fellow 7-year-old “who smokes with cigarettes” hitting cars and plowing over mailboxes. The team at WPBF in West Palm Beach, Florida who are hosting the video online interviewed the little buzzard and the quotes are one-of-a-kind that you rarely get in journalism. Instant classic as far as news quotes go, I think. Reminds me of the “I like turtles” zombie kid.