Ask Scotchy: Dichromium Pulse Array

D’Artanian McWiggleston writes:
Dear Scotchy — My dichromium pulse array is on its last resistor port. I’m just too frustrated with the drop in radiation magnetism to be bothered to have to sort through every cathode amplification nodule. I’m sure you know how much a pain that can be. Are there any short [...]

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Ask Scotchy: Inverse Phase Variance

Reader Christine Jarvis writes:
Dear Skotchy: I was trying to adjust the inverse phase variance on my diametric cathode-ray deflector dish, and I accidentally knocked a vial of trihypothalamic solution into the deflector’s pulse capacitance array. Am I screwed? I mean, it’s not like I burnt out the starboard Jeffrey’s tube transistor sector. [...]

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