Along similar lines of the Chuck Norris concept, there are a few witty retorts that are attributed to Winston Churchill in response to a remark made to him. I am not certain if they are actually by the man himself, but they sure are funny (according to me). Anyone else know others like this? If so, please post them in the comments — I’d rather not have newly made retorts, but preferably to either a site that has a bunch of them, or to a page where one not already listed has one..
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I’ll be sober, and you will still be ugly.
